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Goan Bunny
Banned Forum Member
USA
313 Posts |
 Posted - May 18 2006 : 07:39:43 AM
 
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Members of FLUFFY, arm yourselves! The Bunditos have received a distress call from our very own Alshain, who is trapped in an unfriendly ashram in India, where there are no computers, internet connections, or computer games! He is acutely suffering the pains of withdrawal from lack of communication with us -- his only friends -- and Albert's stinging commentaries! He has been abandoned by his true love, Manisha Koirala (a Bollywood star) and languishes in misery and heartbreak! We must rush to his aid! Who's with us? We must plan our strategy and rescue him at once!
The Bunditos
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Radar
can see your schmutzklitzen!
USA
3635 Posts |
Posted - May 18 2006 : 07:58:02 AM
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| Good! Go after Scooter and Crazybeck too while you're at it! |
Watch out for snakes! |
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Premier Blah
is killing space bitches in heaven
Canada
4631 Posts |
Posted - May 18 2006 : 08:20:22 AM
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| Speaking as myself for the PBJL, I must wonder how we know how he's feeling and thinking without computers if he's not actually connected to us, and thus not knowing what we're doing. I could be wrong fo course! *Shrugs* Besides, India is so close to my hometown, he'll be alright. |
"I've just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower! I still do not have the meteorite piece! I'm about to lose everything! We can talk about this later, if later even occurs!"
Clearly you all are not ready for space travel. I guess I'd better hang up my career as sci fact author.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.
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Goan Bunny
Banned Forum Member
USA
313 Posts |
Posted - May 18 2006 : 08:33:54 AM
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| *whisper mode/ Actually, PB, this was just a way to get an interesting and creative thread going, and to get FLUFFY in action again. I know he's fine; I was born in India and I know he's safe. But I miss him and The Bunditos are getting restless. So let the creative writers among us help me plan the rescue! |
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Premier Blah
is killing space bitches in heaven
Canada
4631 Posts |
Posted - May 18 2006 : 08:41:09 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Goan Bunny
*whisper mode/ Actually, PB, this was just a way to get an interesting and creative thread going, and to get FLUFFY in action again. I know he's fine; I was born in India and I know he's safe. But I miss him and The Bunditos are getting restless. So let the creative writers among us help me plan the rescue!
Ah, I see! I suggest trying your hand at writing something concerning yourself, F.L.U.F.F.Y., him and anybody else you could think of. It's amazing what you can write when you think about it! Myself I'm a bit busy right now. |
"I've just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower! I still do not have the meteorite piece! I'm about to lose everything! We can talk about this later, if later even occurs!"
Clearly you all are not ready for space travel. I guess I'd better hang up my career as sci fact author.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.
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Kooshmeister
STERANKO!!!
USA
1574 Posts |
Posted - May 18 2006 : 08:51:27 AM
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| I'm with you, although I myself am a terrible fighter so I dunno what use I could possibly be on such a dangerous mission. Unless you'd be willing to just accept my moral support? :) |
Mike Nelson: You people bring matches for Mikey?
Tom Servo: You shut up, Mikey! You shut up!
Admiral Ozzel: Duh, oh-- Hey! We're almost done with your pancakes! Sorry about the wait!
Darth Vader: I wanted waffles, not pancakes. You may die. |
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Jetmace
Oh, man. Why is everybody ridin' me today?
USA
1387 Posts |
Posted - May 18 2006 : 08:52:30 AM
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I shall become President, visit India, and say something extremely offensive. That should get everyone out onto the streets to protest me, which shall increase the odds of success for rescuing Alshain amidst all of the chaos.
Alot of work, I know, but I'm a firm believer in this cause. Or I'm just bored. |
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Amanda
Guest Reviewer
USA
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Posted - May 18 2006 : 08:53:31 AM
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*Throws a lightsaber and a bag of fritos to Alshain*
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WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before. |
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Premier Blah
is killing space bitches in heaven
Canada
4631 Posts |
Posted - May 18 2006 : 08:55:51 AM
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Originally posted by Amanda
*Throws a lightsaber and a bag of fritos to Alshain*
Hey, that's where my lightsaber went! And I think the Doctor was eating that. I meant, I was too busy to actually write anything. I'm always on hand for an adventure, whatever you may come up with. |
"I've just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower! I still do not have the meteorite piece! I'm about to lose everything! We can talk about this later, if later even occurs!"
Clearly you all are not ready for space travel. I guess I'd better hang up my career as sci fact author.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.
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Goan Bunny
Banned Forum Member
USA
313 Posts |
Posted - May 18 2006 : 09:07:47 AM
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Originally posted by Kooshmeister
I'm with you, although I myself am a terrible fighter so I dunno what use I could possibly be on such a dangerous mission. Unless you'd be willing to just accept my moral support? :)
Moral support would be most welcome! And maybe some Tootsie Rolls; Alshain will probably need some sustenance after his horrific experiences. |
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Goan Bunny
Banned Forum Member
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313 Posts |
Posted - May 18 2006 : 09:11:43 AM
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Originally posted by Amanda
*Throws a lightsaber and a bag of fritos to Alshain*
Ah, the Frito Bundito! I knew we could count on you for exactly the right actions! Let's see if we can huck a 12-pack of Mountain Dew to him, too; he needs the extra sugar/caffeine high to survive while we plan how to infiltrate the Ashram of Pasta, which is where he's being held up. To our brave Alshain, nothing is worse than being surrounded by pasta.
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Goan Bunny
Banned Forum Member
USA
313 Posts |
Posted - May 18 2006 : 09:14:11 AM
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Originally posted by Jetmace
I shall become President, visit India, and say something extremely offensive. That should get everyone out onto the streets to protest me, which shall increase the odds of success for rescuing Alshain amidst all of the chaos.
Alot of work, I know, but I'm a firm believer in this cause. Or I'm just bored.
Well, boredom has resulted in worse things, Jetmace. And I don't think you need to become President to visit India. Alshain didn't. Pretty much all you need to do is go over there, say something inflammatory about...well, pretty much anything...and you'll start some riots. Perhaps that will lead the Evil Noodle Swamis out of the Dreadful Ashram of Pasta to riot, which will leave our hero unguarded, and we can storm the place, lightsabers blazing! |
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Goan Bunny
Banned Forum Member
USA
313 Posts |
Posted - May 18 2006 : 9:09:49 PM
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The Bunditos were relaxing in the vegetable garden of their mansion, nibbling on fresh greens and enjoying the warming sunlight of Leh, a tiny town in the state of Ladakh, northern India. It was just getting into the hot season in the lower regions of India, but they were at an elevation that was still comfortable to bunnies in fur coats. It had been a satisfying morning; they had all participated in paw-to-paw training under the tutelage of Goan Bunny, their martial-arts instructor. They were pleasantly tired, when suddenly, an exhausted bunny hurled himself through the gates of the mansion. Immediately the Bunditos surrounded him and helped him sit down. One bunny ran for water and carrots, while another ran to get Nibbles, the leader of the group.
Nibbles came tearing around the corner to where the exhausted courier crouched, drinking water and fumbling at the messenger bag he had strapped to him. The courier held out a crumpled piece of paper in a paw that shook with tiredness. Nibbles took the paper and unrolled it. Inside was a tattered piece of red thread braided with silver and gold. He looked up at the Bunditos for an explanation.
Goan Bunny lunged forward and snatched the thread from Nibbles. "It's Alshain's!" she cried.
"How do you know?" asked Nibbles. Even as he questioned her, he signalled to Neepers, the second-in-command, to mobilize the rest of the Bunditos. Neepers took off, the rest of the bunnies in tow. Meanwhile, Goan Bunny tried to explain to Nibbles, who was not from India, that Alshain and she had celebrated the hallowed ritual of Raksha Bandhan, the eternal bond that tied them together and required one to always come to the other's aid, no matter what. This bond was recognized by the red and silver and gold braided thread that each participant wore around a paw. Goan Bunny held her paw out, and Nibbles saw that the same thread adorned her paw. That was all the proof that Nibbles needed.
Just as Nibbles was slinging his always-ready pack on his shoulder, Scooter, the wheel bunny, screeched up in their van and Tiny, the huge German bunny, loaded up their gear and explosives. The Bunditos, trained to immediate response, piled in and took off toward the airport, where their private jet awaited them, in a cloud of smoke and burning rubber.
...to be continued (by anyone who wants to continue the story, or I will continue it if no one wants to)
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Premier Blah
is killing space bitches in heaven
Canada
4631 Posts |
Posted - May 18 2006 : 10:47:06 PM
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| Heh, that sounds quite good! Let me see how it goes on from there. |
"I've just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower! I still do not have the meteorite piece! I'm about to lose everything! We can talk about this later, if later even occurs!"
Clearly you all are not ready for space travel. I guess I'd better hang up my career as sci fact author.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.
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Goan Bunny
Banned Forum Member
USA
313 Posts |
Posted - May 19 2006 : 05:34:16 AM
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Originally posted by Premier Blah
Heh, that sounds quite good! Let me see how it goes on from there.
Why, thank you! If someone wants to continue the story, please feel free. If not, I'll come home tonight and continue it.  |
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Radar
can see your schmutzklitzen!
USA
3635 Posts |
Posted - May 19 2006 : 08:43:26 AM
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| I tried to write a story starring Radar, he died before I could finish it. |
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Premier Blah
is killing space bitches in heaven
Canada
4631 Posts |
Posted - May 19 2006 : 09:59:36 AM
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Originally posted by Radar
I tried to write a story starring Radar, he died before I could finish it.
Well I say finish it in his remembrance, or something. |
"I've just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower! I still do not have the meteorite piece! I'm about to lose everything! We can talk about this later, if later even occurs!"
Clearly you all are not ready for space travel. I guess I'd better hang up my career as sci fact author.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.
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Goan Bunny
Banned Forum Member
USA
313 Posts |
Posted - May 19 2006 : 9:22:17 PM
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...the story continues.
On the way to the airport, Goan Bunny had explained to Scooter that Alshain had been vacationing in Mumbai, but that she didn't know exactly where he was at the time of his disappearance. So Scooter filed a flight plan to Mumbai Airport and went through the pre-flight checklist as the Bunditos loaded their gear and strapped themselves in. They took off as quickly as possible.
Nibbles had metamorphosed into the capable leader that he could become when the Bunditos hopped into action. He had the unique ability to keep many facts in his head at the same time, so when direction or guidance was needed, he was the one who could instantaneously sift through the information and come up with the right plan. As the plane reached cruising altitude, Nibbles got that slightly distracted look on his face that indicated to the Bunditos that he was doing some serious thinking. They fell silent so that he could ruminate undisturbed.
Nibbles signalled Goan Bunny over. "You know Alshain best. Does he have any enemies? Anyone who would want to kidnap him?"
Goan Bunny considered for a moment. "I can't think of any. He's the nicest guy ever. I've never seen or even heard of him doing anything malicious."
Nibbles stroked his chin thoughtfully for a moment. "Was he rich? Would someone want to hold him for ransom?"
"No," replied Goan Bunny. "He was well off, but certainly not enough to pay ransom. He did have an extensive collection of Bollywood movies, though..." Nibbles waved that off as of no consequence; it was hard enough to give Bollywood movies away. He couldn't imagine someone committing a crime just to get some cheesy, over-the-top (yet very amusing) movies.
"What else do you know about Alshain? Anything unusual? What does he have that would incite someone to kidnap him and then contact us?" Nibbles persisted.
"I wonder if it's not something that Alshain has, but something that we have...and Alshain's the bait," mused Goan Bunn aloud.
Nibbles nodded thoughtfully. "That is a possibility. But how could his kidnappers be sure that we would come to get him?"
"They have to know about Raksha Bandhan and the powerful responsibility it puts on those who share it. It's not a celebration that's known much outside of India. So I think we can assume that whoever kidnapped Alshain has a thorough knowledge about Indian -- and Hindu -- traditions. They had to know that, no matter what I was doing, I would drop it and come immediately to his rescue...probably bringing the Bunditos with me. Alshain would never have voluntarily removed the rakhi, the thread that goes around his wrist. Someone would have to take it off, " explained Goan Bunny.
"OK," said Nibbles. "The kidnappers know about Indian traditions, specifically Hindu ones. They use the symbolic thread to achieve their goal -- we assume -- of getting The Bunditos to come find Alshain. So they're operating on the assumption that you will uphold the tradition and the duty it commands. This means that they are working on a spiritual level, to some degree. And that means that we have to oppose them on the same level."
Goan Bunny digested this for a moment. "Does that mean --"
"Yes," said Nibbles. He went up to the cockpit and told Scooter to radio Mumbai Airport with a change of destination. He hopped back to Goan Bunny and continued. "It does. There is only one bunny who can provide us with the inspiration necessary to find Alshain and free him. The Frito Bundito!"
To be continued...by anyone who wants to! |
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Premier Blah
is killing space bitches in heaven
Canada
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Posted - May 20 2006 : 12:02:17 AM
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| More good stuff. I really like your writing style. |
"I've just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower! I still do not have the meteorite piece! I'm about to lose everything! We can talk about this later, if later even occurs!"
Clearly you all are not ready for space travel. I guess I'd better hang up my career as sci fact author.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.
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Goan Bunny
Banned Forum Member
USA
313 Posts |
Posted - May 20 2006 : 04:32:58 AM
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More good stuff. I really like your writing style.
Thank you! That's sweet. That helps justify the thousands of dollars spent on a degree in English! |
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Premier Blah
is killing space bitches in heaven
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Posted - May 20 2006 : 05:01:50 AM
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Originally posted by Goan Bunny
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Originally posted by Premier Blah
More good stuff. I really like your writing style.
Thank you! That's sweet. That helps justify the thousands of dollars spent on a degree in English!
Ah, good good! |
"I've just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower! I still do not have the meteorite piece! I'm about to lose everything! We can talk about this later, if later even occurs!"
Clearly you all are not ready for space travel. I guess I'd better hang up my career as sci fact author.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.
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