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The Doctor
He's like The Terminator.

USA
2437 Posts
Posted - April 24 2008 :  08:33:27 AM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This is on the level of live-action Bart Simpson. You have been warned.
Rome: Would somebody *please* shoot this guy?
Morgan: What does it look like we're doin'?
Rome: Missing!

itsmenotyou
Commander

USA
135 Posts
Posted - April 24 2008 :  08:52:48 AM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It reminded me of Thomas and Friends. I don't know how my son doesn't get creeped out by them. I do.
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Forsaken Path
a choice not taken…

USA
357 Posts
Posted - April 24 2008 :  08:54:05 AM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'll be seeing that in my nightmares. Brr.
“Actually, there are no believers - just athiests in denial."
- Jet
"Pfft, I could have told them that from up here."
- Jesus on “Crucifixion is Bad For Your Health!” (courtesy of LatinoInferno)
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The Toon Geekette
Commander

USA
147 Posts
Posted - April 24 2008 :  08:58:00 AM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jesus! What the hell is that thing?
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Forsaken Path
a choice not taken…

USA
357 Posts
Posted - April 24 2008 :  09:03:46 AM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Evil. Absolute evil. Perhaps it is one of the old old gods, the ones who make Cthulhu look like a rank amateur. I need eye soap.
“Actually, there are no believers - just athiests in denial."
- Jet
"Pfft, I could have told them that from up here."
- Jesus on “Crucifixion is Bad For Your Health!” (courtesy of LatinoInferno)
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commodorejohn
Furry creationist weirdo

2699 Posts
Posted - April 24 2008 :  10:34:06 AM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Visit commodorejohn's Homepage  Reply with Quote
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Bad movies are like fine Texas chili. It burns, but it's a good kind of burn."
- Sam Starfall
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The Master
Now! With Realistic Shh-ing Action!

USA
1186 Posts
Posted - April 24 2008 :  11:24:27 AM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Doesn't bother me. His teeth are funny.
"Let me guess, my theories appall you, my heresies outrage you, I never answer letters, and you don't like my tie."
"The Constitution is a radical document... it is the job of the Government to rein in people's rights." -President Bill Clinton
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Gul Torgo
Will BLEEP the BLEEP up your BLEEP sideways

USA
1485 Posts
Posted - April 24 2008 :  11:27:42 AM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote :
Originally posted by The Master

Doesn't bother me. His teeth are funny.


Glad I'm not the only one. Bart was waaaay worse.
I will now observe the ungainly peach colored creature. His humid, fleshy extensions struggle as he attempts to conquer some simple, seemingly purposeless toy. Already a sense of pity overcomes me, yet I am repelled by my own compassion. Although his biological makeup implies a living thing, I am sure we shall discover him to be an animated piece of refuse or feces; but I must remain impartial even as he mocks everything I hold dear. I hate him, and can take comfort only in my own cruel detachment. It looks at me now, and no flicker of comprehension can I discern in his flat and lifeless eyes. I can only pray that his tiny spinal column conveys no spark of truth, no splinter of the horrible reality that is his own soul. My god, I pray for his death as do all things that love rightness and decency.
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The Doctor
He's like The Terminator.

USA
2437 Posts
Posted - April 24 2008 :  4:38:47 PM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote :
Originally posted by The Toon Geekette

Jesus! What the hell is that thing?

EVIL! PURE AND SIMPLE FROM THE 8TH DIMENSION!
Rome: Would somebody *please* shoot this guy?
Morgan: What does it look like we're doin'?
Rome: Missing!
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MysticFett
Tries to be badass...and fails

USA
655 Posts
Posted - April 24 2008 :  5:08:21 PM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Man, I want to click the link, but I'm afraid. I don't know if I want to try and un-see something.
Did the whole world just become a LARP and I wasn't invivted?

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Alshain
I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

USA
1173 Posts
Posted - April 25 2008 :  05:26:41 AM  Show Profile  Visit Alshain's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Oh you think that's bad? Enjoy the following:

Broken Neck Doll
Wire Therapy

edit: Whoops, almost forgot this one. This one's a bit NSFW so heads up.
www.Army-of-Monkeys.com for all your Bollywood needs!
Edited by - Alshain on April 25 2008 05:35:13 AM
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The Master
Now! With Realistic Shh-ing Action!

USA
1186 Posts
Posted - April 25 2008 :  06:51:47 AM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That Broken Neck Doll thing is hysterically funny.
"Let me guess, my theories appall you, my heresies outrage you, I never answer letters, and you don't like my tie."
"The Constitution is a radical document... it is the job of the Government to rein in people's rights." -President Bill Clinton
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Joe Blowe
Captain

Afghanistan
266 Posts
Posted - April 25 2008 :  1:46:28 PM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote :
Originally posted by The Doctor

This is on the level of live-action Bart Simpson. You have been warned.


He has the same dead doll's eyes as the Waffen-SS troopers at the end of the second Medal of Honor game, but the face of a 12th generation Max Headroom.
That's Aldo Farnese as "Dr." Henry Krasker, the only person who uses an air-raid siren in psychical research.
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Vidocq
has been touchy about things...since birth

381 Posts
Posted - April 25 2008 :  2:19:57 PM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Is anyone else reminded of Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
"It's because I have a cabbage for a head, isn't it?"
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Tarantino4ever
Sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania

USA
291 Posts
Posted - April 27 2008 :  1:01:09 PM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote :
Originally posted by Vidocq

Is anyone else reminded of Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?


Yes!!!

Somebody must tell me, what the holy hell was that?!
"Mother****er got blood all over my best clown suit!"
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Radar
can see your schmutzklitzen!

USA
3635 Posts
Posted - April 27 2008 :  1:08:55 PM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What language is he speaking? And what song is he singing?
Watch out for snakes!
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Vidocq
has been touchy about things...since birth

381 Posts
Posted - April 27 2008 :  2:30:22 PM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote :
Originally posted by Radar

What language is he speaking? And what song is he singing?


It translates to "Remember me, Eddie?! When I killed your brother, I talked just like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!!!!!!!!"

Oh...childhood traumas...flooding back...
"It's because I have a cabbage for a head, isn't it?"
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Tarantino4ever
Sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania

USA
291 Posts
Posted - April 27 2008 :  4:03:55 PM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote :
Originally posted by Vidocq


It translates to "Remember me, Eddie?! When I killed your brother, I talked just like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!!!!!!!!"

Oh...childhood traumas...flooding back...


Aw damn, I knew it!

I would type more, but I'm now hiding under my desk whimpering for my mommy...
"Mother****er got blood all over my best clown suit!"
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Zippy
Is wearing kitty ears to type this

297 Posts
Posted - April 27 2008 :  6:54:43 PM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote :
Originally posted by Vidocq

Is anyone else reminded of Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?


Hell yes it does. The eyes...the eyes.

That said, the things I see in my nightmares looked at that and scoffed the way you laugh at a 8 year old who tries to hang out with the teenagers behind the high school.

Creepy, but not nearly that freaky.
"Must you pummel me with my unborn children?" - Press Start
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llamamushroom
Commander

Australia
112 Posts
Posted - April 28 2008 :  05:44:20 AM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It reminds me a little of the way I can scare people - putting on a creepy, slightly Gollum-esque voice that "cracks" occaisionally, sing nursery rhymes, and invade their personal space. It's surprisingly efective, especially with "Mary Had a Little Lamb".
Fun Church Fact! May 7
According to Leviticus 24:1-4, all Israelites have to provide olive oil to keep the lamps burning at the tent of the Arc of the Covenant!

Isn't learning fun!

A not unblack dog was chasing a not unsmall rabbit across a not ungreen field.
- George Orwell
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Jet
Resident Plague Rat

Australia
2357 Posts
Posted - April 28 2008 :  07:22:17 AM Report Spam/Abuse  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

"The time of heroes is dead. The Christ-god has killed it, leaving nothing but weeping martyrs... fear and shame."
~Beowulf

Her Majesty Mrs Mendo

High Priestess of the Golden Rat Temple
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