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Albert
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Thegoon
Has more self respect than George Lucas
    
France
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Posted - May 05 2008 : 9:46:58 PM
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Just a few minutes ago I had a revolver to my head and was about to blow myself into the land of wind and ghosts...but then I saw the Stone Cold agonizer and I spared myself.
This review saved my life. |
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hecubus
Cadet
USA
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Posted - May 05 2008 : 9:50:23 PM
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I saw this one at the theater when it first came out (I worked there, it was free, what the heck). The main thing I remember from the movie is kind of what you pointed out. The "hero" really didn't accomplish a hell of a lot. His girlfriend got killed, the DA got killed, and Huff's partner shot the main bad guy. It seemed like, most of the time, Bosworth just wandered on and off screen, and stuff happened.
Great recap!! |
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Thegoon
Has more self respect than George Lucas
    
France
4237 Posts |
Posted - May 05 2008 : 9:58:33 PM
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Yeah but he randomly shot people with a weird looking sci-fi shotgun.
"You look like the grown up version of Bam-Bam." William Forsythe speaks the truth always. |
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Romanadvoratrelundar
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USA
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Ed
The Once and Future Genrewriter
    
USA
2489 Posts |
Posted - May 06 2008 : 12:03:22 AM
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Funny thing I just remembered from when the film came out. There was some Entertainment Tonight piece on the film and I recall Bosworth stating that his character was a good role model due to his not swearing at all in the movie.
A nice enough sentiment, though it is taken down a few notches by the very impressive body count he racks up during the course of the film. 
Also, it looks like the video clip isn't working. |
"How can the same thing happen to the same guy twice!" |
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Xander
You want flies with that?
    
USA
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Posted - May 06 2008 : 1:15:16 PM
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Wow. I'd never heard of this movie before, but I feel like I've seen it anyway.
Except for that helicopter bit. That was brilliant. |
I could never sleep my way to the top because my alarm clock always wakes me right up. |
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Premier Blah
is killing space bitches in heaven
    
Canada
4631 Posts |
Posted - May 06 2008 : 2:49:21 PM
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| Still, this is a more honorable role for Henrikson than being a Fungus King in Super Mario Bros. |
"I've just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower! I still do not have the meteorite piece! I'm about to lose everything! We can talk about this later, if later even occurs!" Clearly you all are not ready for space travel. I guess I'd better hang up my career as sci fact author. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.
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LaShawn
Ensign

USA
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Posted - May 06 2008 : 5:46:26 PM
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| Wow...that motorcycle bit was amazing. I don't think it even *touched* the helicopter before it exploded. |
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JCDenton
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Canada
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markm
Lt. Commander
  
USA
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stotto68
Captain
    
USA
255 Posts |
Posted - May 06 2008 : 8:32:01 PM
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| Stone Cold! Just another one of those movies I am forced to watch if it comes on. My face assuming the slack jawed lifeless expression of a zombie as I watch with rapt attention it's glorious shittiness, only being released from it's spell when the end credits roll. Great recap. Would there be a Tango & Cash recap lurking in the stagnant depths of late 80's action films? |
I have solved every crime in the world as it happens from zero to start to finish for every crime done . |
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scootermark
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